Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Revenge

My friend Grim reminded me today of a story a professor of mine told. I'm starting to get to that point in my blog, after over 800 posts...that I can't always remember what I have written, and I can't always find it even if I search. So I hope that I haven't written this before, or that if I have, you have forgotten it. :P

This professor said that a husband and wife came in for counseling. After discussing their problems for some time, the therapist came to the conclusion that the husband was a real jerk. He asked to talk with the wife privately. When they were alone, he said, "How can you live with him?" The wife said, "Every morning I get his breakfast ready and I see him off to work. Then I go upstairs and watch out the window and wave as he drives away. As soon as I see his car drive around the corner, I go in the bathroom, get his toothbrush and swish it in the toilet."

2 comments:

Amber said...

oh my gosh that's hilarious!!!!

Inklings said...

Oh no! That sounds like MJ's friend's roommate wars!

When we were young we lived across the street from a couple who fought incessantly. One night she chased him down the street with a big butcher knife and she got arrested and was ordered to get counseling. After a few sessions the counselor said, "You two better make this work...I don't think anyone else on earth would have either one of you." They are still married, by the way.