Tuesday, March 31, 2009


My friend Grim reminded me today of a story a professor of mine told. I'm starting to get to that point in my blog, after over 800 posts...that I can't always remember what I have written, and I can't always find it even if I search. So I hope that I haven't written this before, or that if I have, you have forgotten it. :P

This professor said that a husband and wife came in for counseling. After discussing their problems for some time, the therapist came to the conclusion that the husband was a real jerk. He asked to talk with the wife privately. When they were alone, he said, "How can you live with him?" The wife said, "Every morning I get his breakfast ready and I see him off to work. Then I go upstairs and watch out the window and wave as he drives away. As soon as I see his car drive around the corner, I go in the bathroom, get his toothbrush and swish it in the toilet."


Amber said...

oh my gosh that's hilarious!!!!

Inklings said...

Oh no! That sounds like MJ's friend's roommate wars!

When we were young we lived across the street from a couple who fought incessantly. One night she chased him down the street with a big butcher knife and she got arrested and was ordered to get counseling. After a few sessions the counselor said, "You two better make this work...I don't think anyone else on earth would have either one of you." They are still married, by the way.