Conversation with my husband this evening:
Me (while loading the washer): "I think I'm going to take off these pants that I'm wearing and wash them in this batch. "
Husband: "Hey, can you wash mine too?"
Both of us take off our pants and throw them in the washer that is located by our entry hall.
One minute later...
Doorbell: "Ding Dong....."
(You will be happy to know that my husband answered it while peeking around the door frame. :) That was a wise move considering it was a neighbor...)