Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Just call me Mrs. DiCapprio

My Mom used to always use our full names when she was mad at us. When she was really mad she would also include the person's middle name. I guess I picked up that habit from her.

Today I went a little too far though. Let me reinact the event. Just for entertainment (and privacy) reasons, imagine for a moment that I am Mrs. Leonardo DiCapprio. (Hey, it's my reinactment, I can choose whatever imaginary husband I want). My dog Tommy went over to the table, reached up and stole the crust from my son's breakfast. Without thinking I yelled at him, "Tommy DiCapprio!". Okay......does this mean I"ve finally lost it?

On a side note, don't ask me why, but I have always called one of my sons Jose Feliciano. The other day we were watching TV and the real Jose Feliciano was featured. My son said, "There is a REAL Jose Feliciano?". And I always called my nephew Mikail Gorbachev...he wasn't that fond of that nickname I don't think. I use the name Delirious on my blog because that is what one of my bosses called me ALL THE TIME when I was working for him. I guess he could have called me something worse.


deputymomof6 said...

I do the same thing... only lately, I have forgotten my youngest's middle name TWICE. My grandmother had alzheimers, I think I am catching it!!

Kris said...

I think Leo is a hottie, too.