Beauty Shop Talk

I got my hair cut today (pictures to come when I figure out how to import them on this Mac. lol) While I was getting it cut, I told the beautician that I couldn't get it cut too short or I would look like a man. A gay man who works with her spoke up and said, "Wear earrings." I looked at him and said, "You are wearing earrings. I would look like you!" He said, "Except I have a five o'clock shadow." My beautician spoke up, "I've removed a few of those from women today." LOL A few minutes later the gay guy said, "I meant dangly earrings...." lol