"Wait a minute now, I didn't authorize ATTACKS on the pirates. I authorized a TAX on the pirates."
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- Delirious
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5 comments:
That's hilarious. lol :)
Now that makes much more sense!
My current theory is that this young pirate will spend 10 years in prison ($100k per year prison cost), get off early, be granted citizenship, and then bring his entire extended family to the US where they will live on government support.
:)
Well, I'm sure his portion of the ransom money would've put him in the top few percent for income ;-)
Dee Ice got an e-mail from his brother that was a picture of a hat with a bullet hole in the middle of it. It said, I tried to hijack a US ship and all I got was this hat. :0)
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