I'm just having all sorts of fun this week. Today was my regular mammogram day. I was thinking about this technology, and how there really must be something less painful that we could use to get better results. I bet when my daughter is my age, they will have wonderful, pain free technology for detecting breast cancer. But that makes me wonder about all of those useless mammogram machines that will be left out there. I have come up with some uses for them so that they won't be wasted when the better technology comes out.
Here are some alternate uses for those machines:
--They could be used in a peanut butter factory to crush the peanuts.
--They could be used in road construction to flatten out the blacktop.
--They could replace rock crushers in the quarry.
--The military could use them as means of torture to get enemies to confess.
Crush...flatten...torture... were all words used above. Yup..these machines will do that.